Do not mess with kids !

6 Reasons not to " play '' with children

1. A little girl , Maria , talk to the teacher about whales .

This they explain that it is physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it is a very large mammal has a small neck .

The girl claimed that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

Nervous teacher resumed explanation ... it is physically impossible !

Little said:

- When I go to heaven , I will ask Jonah .

- What if Jonah went to hell , the teacher asks curious ?

The answer came promptly :

- Then you ask him .

2. A teacher observes children while drawing , pausing occasionally to see one work .

Coming next to a girl who worked very carefully , asked what draws ...

The girl said :

- I'm drawing God.

The teacher replied :

- But nobody knows what God looks like .

Without stopping a second to gaze intently at drawing , the girl replied :

- They know ... in a few minutes.

3. A Sunday school teacher discussing the Ten Commandments with children five - six years.

Explain what it means to " Honor your father and mother " and then asks :

- Is there a commandment specifically made to teach us how to treat our brothers and sisters ?

Without hesitation , a little boy ( the eldest of the brothers in his family ) said :

- Do not kill .

4. One day, a girl standing near her mom in the kitchen washing dishes .

Suddenly notice the few strands of gray hair , black hair contrasted with the mother.

He stared at his mother and asks :

- Why did hair and white , Mom ?

The mother replies:

- Well, how often teases me and make me cry or just upset , one of my hairs turns white hair .

The girl falls in thought and after a short time , ask

- Mom , how is it that my grandmother has grown white ?

5. Children take pictures in class and the teacher is trying to convince everyone to order a group photo .

- Just think how nice it will be over the years, to say, " Here's Angela , now a lawyer "

or " This is Martin , now a doctor ."

From behind came a thin voice :

- And this is the teacher , she's dead now !

6 . At noon , the children sat patiently queuing Catholic elementary school cafeteria .

The head of the table was a large basket of apples .

A nun had written a note , "Take one apple . LORD is watching the apples ! "

Further along the line , they were chocolate brownies .

A naughty child add a note :

"Take all you want ! Lord is watching APPLES ! "



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