Day 1 :
Today we celebrated 25 years of marriage ... and was not too
much to celebrate. When it came time to relive the wedding night he
locked in the bathroom and cried.
Day 2:
Today he told me he had to tell me a secret. He said it was
impotent and wants me to be the first to know this. Not really told me anything
I did not know ! In fact he thinks I have not noticed this yet .
Day 3 :
Marriage is in trouble. A woman has needs . Yesterday I saw
a erotic movie and burst into tears .
Day 4:
It happened a miracle ! On the market there is a new drug
that will solve the "problem" ... is called Viagra. I told him that
if he takes Viagra, things will be like the wedding night . I think this will
have a positive effect . I replaced his Prozac with the Viagra , hoping to lift
something other than his appetite.
Day 5 :
What happiness !
Day 6 :
What beautiful is life ! But it's still difficult to write
when we do that thing .
Day 7:
I think that Viagra is up to the head. Yesterday I was at
McDonald's and the seller asked me if I want a Big Mac . He thought it was
about him. It's still cute . I do not think I was ever happier .
Day 8 :
I think he took too many over the weekend . Yesterday,
instead of mowing the lawn out carrots from the garden ... using his new
"friend." Hurts me a little that place .
Day 9 :
No time to write. He might catch me .
Day 10:
Well , I must admit : I hide it! I mean no woman could
furthermore . I think things get worse . He now takes pills with brandy. What
should I do ? I feel tacky all over.
Day 11 :
I feel like I'm dizzy . It 's like being with a drill . This
morning I woke up stuck to the bed . I miss up and underarms . He 's a pig .
Day 12 :
I wish he was gay . I stopped wearing make-up , let me brush
my teeth ... he 's always behind me. Even yawning has become dangerous ...
Day 13 :
Whenever I close my eyes a surprise attack . It 's like
sleeping with a cruiser in bed. I can hardly walk and if he tries that on that
stuff I will kill him with my bare hands .
Day 14 :
I'd do anything to turn him off . Nothing is working . I
started dressing like a nun but only to stop this as it further. Heeeeeeeeeelp
! ...
Day 15 :
I think I'll have to kill him . I get stung every thing I
sit . The cat and dog will not go near him. Our friends no longer visit . Last
night I told him to fuck himself ... and he did ...
Day 16 :
The bastard has started to complain of headaches. I wish to
explode his cock. I think I'll offer him to go back to his painkillers .
Day 17 :
Ceased to take Viagra but do not take effect . My God ! He
comes at me ! ...
Day 18:
Been back on painkillers. Lazy and sit in the chair stuck to
the TV with the remote in hand waiting for me to do everything in house .
What bliss !
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