On the first day , God created the dog and said : "Every day you sit in the front door and bark at anyone who enters the house or passes in front of them. That 'll give you 20 years of life. "
The dog said, " That's too long to be barking . Why do not you give me just ten years to keep the other ten ? "
And God agreed.
The second day , God created the monkey and said : " Entertain your grimaces people and make them laugh. That 'll give you a lifetime of 20 years. "
The monkey said, "Let me deform 20 years? That's quite a lot ! How about I give you back 10 like the dog did ? "
And God agreed.
On the third day , God created the cow and said, "You go on the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun , have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family . For that I give
60 years of life. "
Vita said, " That's a pretty hard life , and you want me to live 60 years ? Why do I keep 20 and give back 40 ? "
And God accepted this time .
On the fourth day , God created man and said : " Eat, sleep , play, marry and enjoy your life . That 'll give you 20 years. "
But the man said : "Only 20 years? Is it possible to give me the 20 years of my 40 that I take back beef, the 10 the monkey and the dog 10 to have a life of 80 years ? "
"Sure ! " Said God , " you asked for it! "
So this is why the first 20 years we eat, sleep , play and have fun. Next 40 years working in the sun like cattle to maintain our families .
Then pretend monkeys for
10 years to enjoy grandchildren .
And the last 10 years he spent on the front porch barking at everyone.


Funny! 😉 😄 😂
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