Tuesday, March 3, 2015

REMEMBER TO SMILE!

There is a tendency in many people to " get their ears " in the daily chores , the urgency of things to come, the fun 's online and more.
And so remember to smile .
In the rush to make things happen and the stress to make them happen in a most perfectionist , remember to savor every moment and enjoy it.
Every time there is a dose of happiness should rejoice . No one says that we should be ecstatic every time and it is not as if we would never sad because no matter how much we want to be in an extreme , other types of feelings and emotions will appear anyway. All I want to say is that we have moments of happiness anytime , even when they do not exist, because we depend only ourselves .
And it's fucking simple. All you have to do is to remember to smile .
Can you smile every time. But no, do not say you have to smile because one could not hurt cheeks , but say that you should smile more often and not necessarily physically , being a foreign smile . We smile soul , and each makes his way .
Method ? The method is the same for everyone : calm down and think of a miracle that you would like to happen. That new sensation you feel inside you is actually a smile. Is not that great?
What should I do to smile at the moment ? Here are some ideas:
- Think about the people in your life who care about you ;
- Think about the beauty of the elements around you , it is everywhere ;
- Think about how generous and loving you ;
- Think of the people you helped and those we can still help ;
- Think about your goals ;
- Think of the rising sun ;
- Think about the rainbow of autumn leaves that you create paths in parks ;
- Think of chocolate ;
- Think about the art you create ;
- Think of your favorite song .                                 
But do not just think about them. Meet with people who care about you , the sunrise, eat chocolate , and so on . You do not need anything more to smile .
And you'll probably forget to smile at times because it 's ears you will be caught again in the stories of the past, negative stress that something might happen in the future. But these are only in your mind.
Instead, remind yourself constantly of the moments that happen now and you notice the colors are packed . And then he smiles , both externally and internally.
And this will change the day that instead of being stuck in thoughts of the past or the future , you will be focused on the present and be happy. And this can happen whenever you want.
And also changes your whole life because too often we forget to smile and pay attention to the really important moments in life.

Or simply read something that you can relax long enough to appear instantly smile on your face. Enjoy !





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Monday, March 2, 2015

HOMELY JOKES



1. Husband comes home from work. Wife on the couch watching a show about cooking. He visibly annoyed:
- What stupidity. Nothing look at this! Does not help with anything! However you can not cook!
To which she calmly
- So what? You do not watch porn?

2. A lady enters the pharmacy and pharmacist asks arsenic. The pharmacist asks:
- Madam, what you want arsenic?
- Because it kill my husband!
- Madam, I can not sell you arsenic for this reason, I'm sorry, says pharmacist.
Then Mrs. crawls into his bag and takes out a photo of her husband to make love to his wife pharmacist. He looks at the photo and says:
- Ah, excuse me, I did not know you have a recipe.

3. Advantages and disadvantages of marriage:
Advantage - you make breakfast in bed.
Disadvantage - every day the same person.

4. A man goes to the elevator. At one point, a woman enters. After two levels, she stops the elevator, looked stylish at him undress his shirt and bra and threw them away.
- Come on, make me to feel like a woman.
The man thinks least, he strips his shirt, throws it away and says:
- Go, wash it and step on it.

5. - Yesterday I killed five flies - three males and two females.
- How do you know which are males and females?
- Simple: three were sitting on a crate of beer and two on the phone.


6. Two babies in the nursery:
- What are you, boy or girl?
- Boy.
- But how do you know?
- If the nurse comes I will show you.
Nurse comes in he raises his blanket:
- Look, we both have blue socks.

7. A woman by a man at a party:
- You look like very well with my third husband.
- But how many times have you been married?
- Twice before.

8. - What to do for my wife to not become pregnant?
- Step on the right, lower on the left.
Supplementary question.
- I climbed to the right and I felt to the left and my wife got pregnant. Why?
- Did not I told you not to stop in the middle?

9. During an argument, a woman tells her husband:
- I was crazy when I married you!
- I know, but I was in love at the time, did not notice!
                                                                                                                                   

10. - I found out what true happiness is until after I married ... But it was too late!



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Sunday, April 20, 2014

FOREWORD

There is a tendency in many people to " get their ears " in the daily chores , the urgency of things to come , the fun 's online and more.
And so remember to smile .
In the rush to make things happen and the stress to make them happen in a most perfectionist , remember to savor every moment and enjoy it.
Every time there is a dose of happiness should rejoice . No one says that we should be ecstatic every time and it is not as if we would never sad because no matter how much we want to be in an extreme , other types of feelings and emotions will appear anyway. All I want to say is that we have moments of happiness anytime , even when they do not exist, because we depend only ourselves .
And it's fucking simple. All you have to do is to remember to smile .
Can you smile every time. But no, do not say you have to smile because one could not hurt cheeks , but say that you should smile more often and not necessarily physically , being a foreign smile . We smile soul , and each makes his way .
Method ? The method is the same for everyone : calm down and think of a miracle that you would like to happen. That new sensation you feel inside you is actually a smile. Is not that great?
What should I do to smile at the moment ? Here are some ideas:
- Think about the people in your life who care about you ;
- Think about the beauty of the elements around you , it is everywhere ;
- Think about how generous and loving you ;
- Think of the people you helped and those we can still help ;
- Think about your goals ;
- Think of the rising sun ;
- Think about the rainbow of autumn leaves that you create paths in parks ;
- Think of chocolate ;
- Think about the art you create ;
- Think of your favorite song .
But do not just think about them. Meet with people who care about you , the sunrise, eat chocolate , and so on . You do not need anything more to smile .
And you'll probably forget to smile at times because it 's ears you will be caught again in the stories of the past, negative stress that something might happen in the future. But these are only in your mind.
Instead, remind yourself constantly of the moments that happen now and you notice the colors are packed . And then he smiles , both externally and internally.
And this will change the day that instead of being stuck in thoughts of the past or the future , you will be focused on the present and be happy. And this can happen whenever you want.
And also changes your whole life because too often we forget to smile and pay attention to the really important moments in life.


Or simply read something that you can relax long enough to appear instantly smile on your face. Enjoy !


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